She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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