Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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