ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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