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So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
there is puke in my bra ... again
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