Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
i would one night stand the shit outta him
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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