(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Liz is crying about burritos again.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I deserve this hangover.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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