South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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