: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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