I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
I came so hard my ears popped.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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