After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Let's get the cat blown out
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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