I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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