I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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