Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
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