um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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