We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
