im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
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