Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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