Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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