similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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