Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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