How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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