do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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