i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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