all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
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