But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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