so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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