well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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