you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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