Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
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