If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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