SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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