Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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