Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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