Its about making memories worth repressing
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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