it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Im part way to drunk.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Randomize