I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
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