rhymes with "ouble enetration"
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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