Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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