batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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