Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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