You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
I am naked and annoyed.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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