Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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