the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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