jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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