He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
im having a threesome with these popsicles
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
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