Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Randomize
