no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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