Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
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it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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