I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
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