i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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