apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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