Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
I'm bleeding and have questions
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