I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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