Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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