Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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