I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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