I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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