I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
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