And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
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